Spoam
Name: Spoam
Based On: Garrett Wozniac
Identifying Quote: "Do you have a daughter I could date?"
Rank: Field Commander
Title: God of Styrofoam
Note: Spoam is a loudmouthed, sarcastic, dirty old man, trapped in a teenager's body. Fairly friendly, but tends to annoy people if he gets too informal with them. Not too experienced in the ways of godhood; like Jinikato, he recently devoured himself and was reborn as a new person. He's quite libidinous; anyone who's female and the least bit pretty gets his undivided attention. He doesn't have too much of a grasp on maintaining personal relationships. Will go to any length to see a woman's underclothing.
Advantages: Can form enormous constructions of Styrofoam in just the right places-- under his body as he falls from a building, in front of the escaping enemy, in the mouth of the baby who's about to swallow a ring, wherever. He can use them as walls, vehicles (surfboards), weapons, shields, or whatever, since he can mold them to any shape. The toxic fumes from the Styrotrash can disorient his foes and eventually poison them. Able to open up big holes in the ozone layer anywhere he pleases, which can be helpful if he wants to give his opponent skin cancer.
Disadvantages: He never knows when to shut up-- this can get him in loads of trouble. He's always being hassled by environmental groups about his use of polluting weapons. Often he gets arrested for impersonating a public servant (see below).
Appearance:Spoam's head is shaved. He wears a brown UPS uniform, with belt and boots. He usually has a seductive leer on his face. He's a complete beanpole.