Speldor
Name: Speldor
Based On: Evan Louscher
Identifying Quote: "I win!"
Rank: Team leader
Title: God of Cheese & Lactose
Note: Speldor's a natural leader. He's got this knack for getting people to follow him. And if he weren't so goddamned lazy, he'd actually have a use for this talent. Having mastered his domain millenia ago, Speldor has very little to do with his time. So, he plays video games, reads, or goes and fights Johnny's minions when he wants to. He has no concept of 'responsibility'. A prototypical slacker, one who Keanu Reeves, the cast of "Friends", and Buddy Bradley would all bow down to if they met him.
Advantages: Speldor's constantly thinking up new attacks and powers, but in general, he likes to: Blast cheese from his hands, encase people in it, create effigies of himself from cheese, build body extensions from metal-hard cheese rinds, and wield his Chez Scimitar. He also holds the Sword of Inxaltz, an eons-old artifact once owned by Gronz, the ex-God of Power. The Sword of Inxaltz can defeat any opponent, if the wielder has the motivation.
Disadvantages: Very hard to motivate to do anything he wasn't inclined to do in the first place. Finding himself in a bit of a mess with his developing feelings for Myriad and continuing feelings for Hoove. His body is actually an avatar of cheese, and can easily be melted to take him out of a fight, but only until he reconstitutes himself.
Appearance:Speldor appears to be in his late teens, neither short nor scrawny. He wears a black trenchcoat, indoors and out; a blue and red striped shirt; dark boots; blue jeans; and a pendant with the symbol of Chaos etched on it. He has wavy, psychotic hair (the meaning of which is obscure), a roundish face, and blue eyes.