Satan Claus
Name: Satan Claus
Based On: Original character
Identifying Quote: "Yah. Groovy."
Rank: XO
Title: The Ytpo Demon
Note: One of Johnny's old friends from way back. He works for the God of Plague because he wasn't going much of anywhere on his own. He, unlike Spindle, is quite loyal to Johnny Bubonic, because it's obvious that Johnny knows where he's going and will definitely succeed before long. Johnny relies on him much more than he thinks. Satan Claus is very intelligent, level-headed, and seems to always know what he's doing, even when he's just winging it. He's a good talker, and is often relied on to calm Spindle down.
Advantages: The question on everyone's mind: What's a ytpo? It's a typographical error which changes one word into another. Satan Claus can pick up on any word somebody says or writes, and change it into another. He can only change them into a neo-homophone, or change one letter, and only if the letter is reasonably close on the standard QWERTY keyboard. And, when he does this, the word he creates comes to 'life'. Example: Satan Claus picks up on the word "hi" and turns it into "high". His adversary suddenly finds him or herself hovering many feet above the ground.
Disadvantages: No real weaknesses. He does have the occasional fit of writer's block, though, in which he can't think of any redefinitions of words. This renders him almost useless, unless given a weapon of some sort. He has a very weird voice, which sounds like a recording of someone speaking backward, played backward. This makes it hard to go out and not raise suspicion.
Appearance:Satan Claus's complexion is similar to Johnny's, except that Satan Claus is shiny white, rather than pale fleshtone. He looks like a china doll. He wears a Japanese boys' school uniform, black, with white buttons and gold trim. He has bluish-black hair in a "bowl" style. His eyes have no pupils, and glow a discomforting yellow.