The Overspam
Name: The Overspam
Based On: (Classified Information)
Identifying Quote: "You don't really think you'll win, do you?"
Rank: Deposed Tyrant
Title: Emperor of Spa-Mutan
Note: The highest evolved of the Spam Mutants, a race which formed from the corpses of the planets' previous inhabitants. Formerly the dictator-for-life over the planet Spa-Mutan, but it was overthrown by its subjects, with the help of Speldor's brother Neliac. A cruel, sadistic, megalomaniac. Has little respect for anything except itself. Sexless, but thinks of itself as a "he". Fixates upon two things: Success, or, if success is thwarted, revenge. Hates all gods, but finds that some make adequate allies. Speaks in the second-person perspective.
Advantages: When it was ruler of Spa-Mutan, the Overspam could command the "woolly sentries" (also known as the S'chept) to destroy intruders. Now that it is an outcast, however, it must rely on its own tremendous strength and cunning. Its only real power is to animate carrion with the bacterial infection which created the Spam Mutants, but this is a long process and not readily usable in a pinch. With its mechanically enhanced body, the Overspam can readily break into computers and reprogram them. Finally, there seems to be no limit as to the Overspam's strength-- if it can't lift, crush, or throw its obstacle, it merely increases its muscular efficiency until it can.
Disadvantages: It's not immortal, but it's like the Grand High Sushi: When one dies, another rises to take its place. The Overspam's one greatest weakness is heat: Over 200 degrees Farenheit will start to cook it, and 300 will finish it off for good. Being fundamentally a machine, the Overspam has an enormous rate of power consumption, and runs out of energy easily. Its single eye grants no depth perception.
Appearance:The Overspam is a huge, monstrous humanoid, encased in black and blue armor. It has one dishwasher-sized eye spanning from shoulder to shoulder, which flashes at various brightnesses to communicate emotion. Its lower arms and legs are huge, and its feet are big enough to crush a whole German Shepherd in one stomp. It has spikes in several tasteful places, for decoration.