Nobody
Name: Nobody
Based On: Matt Dickey
Identifying Quote: "Fnord."
Rank: Bystander
Note: Nobody was around before the universe began. Nobody would be happy if the world blew up. When Order and Chaos battle, Nobody sells the tickets. All he's really doing is killing time until the end of the universe, and amusing himself with the antics of a few gods in Terwalk in the meantime. He may ally himself with either Speldor or Johnny, depending on who's thrown the best party recently. He speaks very rarely; usually, his only communication is the big wooden sign he carries around, whose message changes when you're not looking and is always esoteric. It's important to him to be occupied; if he's not, he'll become disconcertingly violent.
Advantages: He seems harmless, if a little odd, but Nobody can be some dangerous stuff to mess with. When he goes on one of his (thankfully) infrequent nihilistic rampages, he exchanges his big sign for an even bigger mallet, which he can swing with alarming speed. That's the only attack you'll ever see him use, but he has a much more dangerous, and frightening, alternative. Nobody actually controls the S'chept. And he can summon them when he feels like it. Which, again thankfully, is not often.
Disadvantages: It's easy to underestimate Nobody and make him angry-- not a smart thing to do. If you're allied with Nobody, he may change allegiances without telling you, and next you'll see Nobody with your arch-nemesis sharing a pitcher of Figgy Fizz. Has the look of a degenerate, and frightens yuppie mothers out with their children.
Appearance:Nobody's not all that threatening. His height and weight may vary, but you can usually describe him as 'short and round'. He has messy red hair. He wears a black jacket and pants. His shirt usually has the logo of some "alternative" comic book on it.