Nirrep
Name: Nirrep
Based On: Corey Rackliff
Identifying Quote: "I command you to... KNEEL! KNEEEEEEEL!!"
Rank: Elite soldier
Title: Dark God of Stuffed Puppy Dogs
Note: Poor, poor Nirrep. He's proud, loud, bombastic, pompous, and impressive in battle-- but he's also ridiculously unlucky. When Nirrep first appears to the reader, he's got about five seconds to be impressive before someone or something obliterates him. He tends to get hit by cars, fall off cliffs, be attacked by wild dogs or mosquitoes, be smacked in the head by pop flies, explode, get eaten, etc., etc. If he's not in the scene, he won't be near as unlucky, but the reports to Johnny paint him fairly accident-prone on the job.
Advantages: Able to raise legions of piranha-puppies from nothing. These puppies will fight for him, leaping on their opponents in droves and, in some cases, skeletonizing them in less than three minutes. Since they're stuffed toys, and can't be hurt with poison, shooting, or stabbing, one practically has to cut Nirrep's puppies to ribbons in order to cease their attack. He can use Pound Puppies as bludgeons (Pound, get it?), augment his punches with plastic eyes, and occasionally go feral himself, if need be.
Disadvantages: All the weaknesses that Johnny Bubonic doesn't have, Nirrep does. And they frequently gang up on him and strike all at once.
Appearance:Nirrep looks like a somewhat disheveled Spherosis, at least in shape and clothing, but he has sandy blond hair instead of dark brown. He wears a sports jacket, always zipped up. He likes for the air around him to be frothing with stuffed puppy dogs.