Joe
Name: Joe (sometimes "Pretender")
Based On: Joe Page
Identifying Quote: "Eat dirt!"
Rank: Speldor's best buddy
Title: Patron Saint of Dolby Mimes
Note: The token hot-head. Joe isn't really easy to tick off, but if you do it, may Chaos have mercy on your soul. Joe has been known to empty machine guns into vending machines, decapitate foes using a spoon, and he once dismembered the Grand High Sushi with his bare hands and teeth, after his jacket had been taken from him. His violent intent eventually led to his death, but when the call came for a patron saint, he came back... with more power than ever before.
Advantages: Joe's old army jacket is home to a sub-space anomaly (think portable hole) which is a physical link to the wearer's conscious mind. Anything that goes into this jacket's inner pocket will be entering the wearer's imagination. Joe could basically reach into his jacket and pull out whatever he was thinking of. When he achieved immortality, though, Joe gave the jacket back to Nobody.
After he died, Joe heard the call to become a patron saint, and he did so. He's now the protector of Dolby Mimes, that strange little offshoot of street theater whose members say what they do as they do it. "Help! I'm trapped in an invisible box!" The catch is, when Joe mimes something, whatever it is exists. If he mimes throwing a baseball at you, you're going to have a bruise. If he's pulling a rope, you'd better step over it lest you trip.
Disadvantages: If Joe gets angry enough, he may ignore all rational thought in order to beat the bloody f*** out of whatever it is he's angry at. Similarly, he can be quite overconfident in battle and may not back down when faced with superior odds.
Appearance:As a mortal, Joe was an unassuming teenager with a black crew cut, military jacket, and blue baseball cap, worn with the brim in front. Now, however, he wears mostly black Spandex, with the occasional camouflage accessory. He wears black and white mime makeup, of course; in the paint, he looks disturbingly like a Smiley Face.