Name: Hygert
Based On: Original/???
Identifying Quote: "Nice to see you too, Jerky."
Rank: Leader's Brother
Title: God of EZ-Cheez
Note: Having spent all his life in the shadow of his better-known and more powerful brother, Hygert's never been the nicest guy. He's quite sullen most of the time, with a sarcastic comment for all seasons. Laid-back, never worried about anything... since he has so many less responsibilities than Speldor, he can afford to be. Has acquired a surf accent after years of living in San Francisco. Slightly jealous of the attention Speldor pays to Hoove.
Advantages: Since there are so few forms of artificial cheese, Hygert is far less powerful than Speldor. He can fire high-velocity EZ-Cheez, but can't make it into golems, build body extensions, or use it for a body; Speldor's body is a cheese avatar, but Hygert is all meat. However, Hygert has limited control of something Speldor can't use. Aerosol. Hygert can blast himself into the air on ozone-depleting streams, for a limited time.
Disadvantages: Can't really get the knack of being nice. Still resentful of how Speldor is favored, power and fame-wise. His flight ability is very unreliable, and may make him nothing more than an easy target.
Appearance:Hygert looks EXACTLY like Speldor, except for a few details: Hygert's nose is long and sticky-outy; like Neliac, Hygert always wears sunglasses, because he doesn't have any eyes (Long story); he wears a red baseball cap, backward, with a huge, exaggerated forelock protruding out the adjustment hole; his trenchcoat is dark brown.