GeeFUNK
Name: GeeFUNK
Based On: Charles Garcia
Identifying Quote: "Would You Like A Turkey?"
Rank: Homeless Mercenary
Title: God of Gravity
Note: Totally gross. GeeFUNK's a slob of epic proportions, who stinks up the place and revulses everyone around him, but he's such a neat guy that no one's willing to kick him out. Friendly, gregarious... a fun-loving (as if the rest of them dislike fun) party animal. Tends to go overboard and offend people, but such instances are quickly forgotten. A bit thin-skinned when it comes to insults; he can't take his own medicine.
Advantages: His own personal gravity is like a ball and chain hanging from his toes, which he can point in any direction. By doing so, he can walk on any surface, no matter how slick or wet. He can also fly by reorienting his gravity in the direction he wants to go. Also, he can increase or decrease his personal gravity, enough to make himself weigh more than a black hole, or be totally weightless. By changing his gravity's direction, he can strike with the force of his entire weight, or pull opponents off the ground and away. He can also inflict these powers on any opponent; i.e, Buzzschnozz finding himself falling upward into the sun. And, partially due to his enormous size, GeeFUNK is, as the dragon Smaug put it, strong, strong, STRONG!!!
Disadvantages: Although GeeFUNK's fun to be around, continued exposure will make anyone very irritated with him. His personal hygiene leaves something to be desired, too.
Appearance:GeeFUNK is as close as you can get to being a giant while still staying within human scale. He's as tall as Johnny Boubonic (seven feet), and as wide as three Johnnys in a huddle (450 lbs). He has short, dark hair, which he hides under a propeller-beanie. He always wears shorts. All of his shirts have strange, indecipherable messages on them, for example; "Dippy Dappy Dumpy Dog!"