Furia
Name: Furia
Based On: Original character
Identifying Quote: "It's not the gun that bothers me, it's the fact that they never fixed the minor bug in Quarantine that had to do with the back up batteries in the cab and their use of the hover grid."
Rank: Plasto's ladyfriend
Title: Monk of Cliche, Queen of the Non-Sequitur
Note: Most members of the group see Furia as "Plasto's little mortal girlfriend", but the young lady is actually in training to become a demi-goddess (there isn't any deity for non-sequiturs). But since she is mortal, she has no real power. Furia must read and watch educational television religiously for her mind to pack away all the usless information she blurts out.
Advantages: While Furia is very mortal, she is one of the best fighters in the group, a well placed comment about sub-tropic planarians will stun an enemy in confusion long enough for her to bust out her can of whup-ass on him/her. Furia is also an accomplished martial artist, having mastered Aikido, Ju-Jitsu, Tai Chi, and Laurasian Livestock-Teasing, most enemies feel a little uncertain when squaring off against a person (even a mortal) who knows forty different ways to castrate you with your own earlobe (NO!!!! Mental picture! That's GOTTA hurt!).
Disadvantages: Furia has little control over her "ability". Sometimes, like Satan Claws (argh! damn ytpo demon!!!) she will have a stint of non-creativity, and not be able to come up with anything. Other times she'll blurt out facts about the reproductive cycle of black spotted English birch moths at a very inopportune time (like the middle of an interview as a child care worker).
Appearance:Furia has long blonde hair, soulful brown eyes, and wears a Wal-Mart uniform: sky blue shirt, dark blue jeans, red vest, button that says "Ask me! I like to help."