Dungholio
Name: Dungholio
Based On: (Classified Information)
Identifying Quote: "I simply must have a bawth."
Rank: Soldier
Title: Dark God of Number Two
Note: Can there possibly be anyone as egomaniacal as Dungholio in the real world without his brain exploding? I hope not. Dungholio is a compulsive neurotic narcissist-- he loves himself, and he hates to be dirty. Constantly washing his hands, bathing, scrubbing with moist towelettes, spraying himself with deodorant, et cetera. When he's not doing that, he's probably bragging about how great he is.
Advantages: You will never, ever see Dungholio use his abilities. That would be disgusting, and would ruin our chances of getting on TV. Let's just say that what Speldor can do with cheese, Dungholio can do with excrement. But you won't see it. The only thing you'll see Dungholio do is point a finger at somebody, and whoever it is will hurry off to the bathroom. This is his Diarrhea Telekinesis.
Disadvantages: Do I have to spell it out for you? He's gross and snooty and just barely likeable. Most of his partners can't resist killing him on occasion. Especially not Spindle, whom Dungholio has learned to regard as a foe.
Appearance:Dungholio has nicely coiffed blonde hair, wears tiny sunglasses, and has a condescending smirk. He wears a red and white costume, usually that of a waiter, bellhop, or other lowly employee of a high-class establishment.