Carbo
Name: Carbo
Based On: (Classified Information)
Identifying Quote: "Hey, two more double-expressos!"
Rank: Elite Soldier
Title: Dark God of Caffeine
Note: Generally indifferent about killing Speldor, overtaking Terwalk, and everything else Johnny's group stands for. You would expect him to be hyperactive, wouldn't you? Nope, he's apathetic about most of the world in general. Has no opinions on the subjects of environmentalism, abortion, survivalists, the proliferation of ninjas, elephant's foot wastebaskets, or anything else people argue about. Carbo lives for his creature comforts. TV, a warm bed, and plenty of noshes-- the rest is just details. He works for Johnny because he gets all these things in return for his services as a soldier-- and he's a damn fine soldier, too.
Advantages: Surfs through the streets of Terwalk on waves of Water Joe. Can blast caffeine from his hands in energy form. If someone's high on caffeine, Carbo can send him/her into withdrawl with a mere snap of the fingers, or vice versa. Has telekinetic control over all the coffee, soda, and chocolate bars in a 1-mile radius.
Disadvantages: Unconcerned with most of the rest of the team's well-being. Has a bit of a rivalry with Spindle. Ridiculous cola consumption rate makes him need to visit the restroom frequently.
Appearance:Carbo has the curious property of looking shorter than he actually is. He has long, wavy hair, and dresses in loud "Party Guy" colors. He may be escorted by hundreds of bubbles.