Buzzschnozz & La-Z-Beak
Names: Buzzschnozz, La-Z-Beak
Based On: Original characters
Identifying Quote: "Prepare for an indiscriminate grappling!"
Ranks: Soldiers
Titles: Twin Gods of Batteries
Note: These identical twin gods are usually commanded by Satan Claus, but their loyalty lies with Johnny. They really couldn't be more different: Buzzschnozz is sadistic, abusive, and intelligent, while La-Z-Beak is neurotic, wishy-washy, and slow in the head. Nevertheless, they're the best of friends, and share everything. Would that we all could be like Buzzschnozz and La-Z-Beak.
Advantages: Both of them have an extremely powerful ability, which both of them are named for; they can sneeze lightning bolts. Very accurately, too-- Buzzschnozz can knock a sparrow out of the air from 50 feet. Buzzschnozz, being the God of Alkaline Batteries, is capable of producing thousands upon thousands of dead batteries to bury his opponents in. La-Z-Beak, God Of Rechargeable Batteries, can take any battery and recharge it, just by stuffing it up his nose. Both can power any battery-powered device just by holding it in their hands, and are equipped with potent machine guns that fire batteries.
Disadvantages: Buzzschnozz is abusive, most often to his brother, which means that if La-Z-Beak screws up too badly, he might get seriously hurt. They are often so busy fighting with each other that they forget where they are, which isn't good in the battlefield.
Appearance:Buzzschnozz and La-Z-Beak both wear black sweatshirts and jogging pants, paired with life jackets. Buzzschnozz's jacket is orange; La-Z-Beak's is red. Both of them wear simple masks in the Shyguy style, which have no particular expression, but somehow reflect the twins' expressions.