Abacus
Name: Abacus
Based On: Robert Weiler
Identifying Quote: "Wanna see a neat trick?"
Rank: New guy
Title: God of Measurement
Note: Abacus is, as Penn & Teller put it, a Parrot Guy. Instead of using his divine abilities to enhance his personality, he uses them instead of a personality. He's constantly showing off how great he is at judging distance, time, height, weight, depth, volume, et cetera, et cetera, and everyone's getting really sick of it. He's even more naive than Plasto-- he thinks crack cocaine is a sort of popcorn which comes with a toy surprise, for Cthulhu's sake. Unlike Plasto, though, no one really feels they have to look out for him-- he's one of the older gods, almost as old as humanity! He should know by now!
Advantages: As stated before, Abacus can judge any measurement by mere sight. His usual weapons are a razor-sharp T-square and protractor, and a spray of bubbles from a spirit level. He can pull himself up to high windows and such by use of a tape measure. He can extend his hands and feet to punch or grab, also, with the use of a couple of folding rulers imbedded in his body.
Disadvantages: Well, he is a crashing bore, in that he hardly ever talks about anything without showing off his visual measurement talents. Everyone assumes he knows his way around the world, being an old guy and all, but he actually was just reborn a little while ago and knows no more than your average puppy about godliness.
Appearance:Abacus has short, "wash and forget" hair. He wears some sort of unusual goggles, which may or may not be the source of his ability to measure everything. He wears a gray trenchcoat, smaller than Speldor's.